I was born in a dirt hole Lived in a toilet bowl And I can't "get no" Because I live in a dirt hole Worked on a phone pole Rode on a go-go See the flyers flyin', say "oh no" Cause I was born in a dirt hole Sweep, sweep, sweep. Sweep it off the street. Me, me, me. I'll take it off your hands for free. Shove it in the dirt hole. Be my guest. I ain't got a landlord. We can make a big mess. Cause I was born in a dirt hole Ain't a worm or a mud-mole Just put your ear to my sound hole And I'll tell you 'bout it fo sho If you were born in a dirt hole You wouldn't die when you're real old You'd just mosey up the phone pole And you'd spit in the dirt hole Spit, spit, spit. See how close that you can hit. Lots of points. If you can hit it in the dirt pit. Try to get the high score. And climb, climb, climb. The higher you hit, the more for your dime. When you're born in a dirt hole That's how you make a mo-mo But you ain't need it for the food store You gots your dirt in y'eh dirt hole I was born in a dirt hole Don't care about the dust bowl Don't know about the towers that been hit before Just know that I'm livin' in my good ol' dirt hole Go. Go. Go. Don't need a motorhome. Git. Git. Git. Don't got no lawn to mow. But if you wanna stick around and have a dirt beer, Come on in. The fridge is right here. In the middle of the dirt hole I don't live like no eskimo I got a kitchen and a whizz-hole And got a court for my sludge ball Cause I was born in a dirt hole Ain't no wizard, ain't a slow-mo Just a simple average dirt Joe Cause I was born in a dirt hole

Play on your frets all day Play 'em all around town Blow on your harp all day Blow it all around town Sit in your car all day Drive it through space Drive in your house all day Forget about the human race